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I am better than JordanĀ |
Lonzo is better than Curry |
Michael Jordan Who? |
If Charles thought like me, maybe he'd win a championship |
Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one |
Stay in yo' lane! |
There's only two dudes better than me, and I'm both of them |
NCAA ain't going to tell me shit, because they're not my boss |
Tell Donald Trump to have a great Thanksgiving, because Big Baller is |
My title is LaVar Ball, the big baller, the CEO of the BBB |
If the game was played 1-on-1, I'd be the Champion of the world! |
If you cannot afford the ZO2's, You're not a baller! |
(Charles) better stay behind that TNT thing, ā¦.and eat them doughnuts! |
Lonzo's Fittin' to step over Magic, to be the best guard ever. |
I don't lose 1on-1. If Jordan played me 1-on1, He'd Need Help! |
Realistically you can't win No Championships with 3 White guys. |
Haters gonna hate but BBB gonna be Great! |
Welcome to the Ball Era |
UCLA who? |
Skip College come play with Ball-ers in the JBA! |
A Billion Dollars...That's Our Number |
Zo Is the Best Player in the World |
All my boys are going to the Lakers |
The NBA head coaching job doesn't pay me enough |
Yo Trump what size you wear? I'll send you a pair of ZO2s! |
Thank you for what again Donald? |
You college guys ain't balling unless you balling in the JBA! |
Melo, Gelo & Lonzo would win more Championships than any Ā "Big3" in history! |
1-on-1 I'm undefeated, Never lost! |
I'm the best thing to happen in 100 years! |
You never even knew where Lithuania was before the Balls put it on the map! |
That wack Vytautas coachā¦ |
LiAngelo to the Lakers in the 2018 NBA Draft |
LaMelo to the Lakers in the 2020 NBA Draft |
When the Balls go to China, they welcome us with open arms! |
Lonzo NBA MVP 2019 |
I'd Beat Ali & Tyson 2-on-1 in the ring! |
I'm all that & a bag of BBB chips!! |
Lavar 4 President 2020! |
Baller - (adj.) extremely good or impressive; excellent. Bahl-er. |
Ball Star! |
Friends or foes, they all gotta go! |
We in there like swimwear! |
Make your next move your best move! |
Back up I'm in a Groove! |
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